Start with 3 friends. Add copious amounts of booze (almost always a necessity) and sprinkle in the sighting of an enemy. For added body (no pun intended), include the sighting of a crush (or an ex) along with the enemy. Depending on your event, you may wish to include a darkened karaoke bar and a cute barkeep, but these ingredients are not mandatory. Finish off your Disaster with a full package of Djarum cigars, a late night, and various costumes for all involved.
Bake at Texas temperatures until 2.30a or until the police arrive due to the nature of certain guests’ costumes and behavior. Whichever happens first.
Side note: This is a more or less true tale of my Hallowe’en 2010, which has indeed gone down in history as the worst Hallowe’en on personal record.